~Step into my world~

eracist:

if i was ever gonna rob anything i would rob a UPS truck because you get all those packages and you have no idea whats inside its christmas morning all over again

buck-barnes:

i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”

castieltheangelofthursgay:

jawslightning:

the best tumblr has to offer

yahoo paid $1.1 billion for this

acutelesbian:

according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr

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more like 2.5 hours an hour.

lifeisamindgameloveisablinddate:

shadowwolf727:

perchu:

alexiantoinette:

perchu:

calypso-oswald:

perchu:

yea-nah:

vio-and-his-tupla:

karetahana:

thisdefineswhoiam:

this just happened on my dash… 

it happend again

How can you hate on cookies though?? Like, in any form?? They’re FUCKING COOKIES BRO!!!

don’t let the anti-moreos guy see this either

wait for it he has sources

hi

 he’s here

hell yeah im here and im ready to whoop your substantially corrupt minds back into fucking place

You’re like 15 dude you ain’t about to whoop anyone’s ass

I have the power of skeleton memes on my side, what do you  have?  tom hiddystan? bendelick mumberdun? doctor when??? yeah

This is literally the most beautiful post on Tumblr

doctor when

esexist:

*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage

i get on the floor just to make that booty twerk

i get on the floor just to make that booty twerk

sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

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imtryingtobefunny:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

I do now

diva-gonzo:

mypatronusisacupcake:

p-atches:

bb-l-0-n-d-i-e:

honeyishrunkmythunderthighs:

fitin12:

fr33kinmatt:

Because why not have Channing Tatum dry humping a stage on your blog?

there is no reason NOT to reblog this.

LORD

Have children with me omg

F**k

Can you even imagine being underneath him while he does THAT? I might actually die happy.
I might actually die.

That is… unf… beautiful to see…. just watching the muscles of his chest and ribs and arms… I’m impressed. 
watched this movie twice, Tatum is the absolute perfection! #magicmike

diva-gonzo:

mypatronusisacupcake:

p-atches:

bb-l-0-n-d-i-e:

honeyishrunkmythunderthighs:

fitin12:

fr33kinmatt:

Because why not have Channing Tatum dry humping a stage on your blog?

there is no reason NOT to reblog this.

LORD

Have children with me omg

F**k

Can you even imagine being underneath him while he does THAT? I might actually die happy.

I might actually die.

That is… unf… beautiful to see…. just watching the muscles of his chest and ribs and arms… 
I’m impressed. 

watched this movie twice, Tatum is the absolute perfection! #magicmike
9gag:

Who are your true friends?

9gag:

Who are your true friends?

Life is unfair.You put someone first who puts you second.You study your ass off for a final but still you get a “B”.You give 110% in a relationship to someone when they only give you 40%.You’re there for your bestfriend at 3am when they needed you the most and the next day,They wont pick up their phone.You care so much for someone who does not care enough about you to say “Hi” even once.You give someone your time and they give you “Sorry.Im busy”.It seems like you’re giving everyone your everything and they’re just walking away and giving you back…NOTHING.